NSA's catch-22: we can't tell you anything, because everything we do is a secret

I think part of our problem may be that we are being deceived by the English language.

The plural of oath should not be oaths.

  • 1 oath produces devotion.
  • 2 oaths create division.
  • 3 oaths foster delusion.

A dutiful person faced with conflicting oaths can only see damnation.

A creative person presented with conflicting oaths can find unlimited opportunities for justification.

Good analysts are almost infinitely creative. When Snowden was presented with a conflict between his oath to defend the Constitution and his oath to protect government secrets, he found a new path of duty and loyalty.

This conflict exists for hundreds of thousands of people. I would not expect secrecy to be the universal outcome.

So, our path forward should include a new declension for oath:

  • I took a single oath.
  • She uttered two divisions.
  • He swore multiple delusions :^)