Meet the new world taekwondo champion who’s a 67-year-old nun
Standing at just 4 feet 11 inches tall, the diminutive religious knows how to defend herself.
Est. reading time: 4 minutes
Well as long as the violence didn’t alter to the “pew pew” variety, it will be ok.
I was always taught, as a young lad, that it’s okay to kiss a Nun, just don’t get into the habit.
I asked my gf (who was educated by nuns). She sez it’s TOTALLY okay.
I gather church attendance numbers are dropping. Maybe parishes could boost their numbers by sponsoring a monthly Lucha Libre style fight club?
“TONIGHT ONLY! NUNZILLA TAKES ON ALL CHALLENGERS! Do you have what it takes to punch out the rosary?”
Then again, they could always play it straight:
Standing at just 4 feet 11 inches tall, the diminutive religious knows how to defend herself.
Est. reading time: 4 minutes
If you win you get a coupon for a free exorcism, redeemable anywhere in the world where Catholics gather; if you lose you have to convert and tithe your salary to the church.
This topic was automatically closed after 5 days. New replies are no longer allowed.