Oh, I’d like a slice of that…
Mine is apparently a replica of the type the Vikings used in hand-to-hand combat when they sacked Hamburg:
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You’d be welcome to it, but the borders are closed.
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I saw your brunost as a sharpening stone, and for a moment I really thought it could be used as a weapon.
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Hi, Google Duplex here, trying to book a haircut for a socially inept human. Sorry, ‘COVID-19’?.. DOES NOT COMPUTE
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He said the word, now they’re singing it.
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Don’t know where else to put this. The Albino Asset is in the news again:
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Max Assange sounds like some sort of telemetry angle for rockets.
Yaw, pitch, roll, and max assange.
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So a lawyer repeatedly boned her accused-sex-criminal client in an Embassy that eventually kicked him out in part due to his “rude, aggressive personal behavior” and “terrible hygiene”? Yuck.
I mean, I’ve heard of going through client briefs but that’s just above and beyond.
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Yeah well, I’m sure all the money he’s swaddled in keeps the heat from hurting much at all.
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I guess she’s not been lonely during lockdown.
Liberty identifies as an ‘objectum sexual’ – an individual who is attracted to objects. She objected to being included in an end-of-year article by Sun columnist Jane Moore, which nominated her for a “Dagenham Award (Two Stops Past Barking)” prize, simply because of her sexual attraction to Lumiere.
She also raised concerns about the accuracy of the newspaper’s reporting after the article referred to her being married to the chandelier. She pointed out she was in a relationship with the chandelier but not yet married to it.
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220 … 221, whatever it takes.
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WFH Awesomeness
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If you think about it, the slight increase in distance is inconsequential, and the computing power of any at-home device today far exceeds what it took to land on the Moon, so why not WFH? 
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It’s the antenna that you have to take home that’s the hard part!
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Second-wave dotcom Uber-investor Softbank forecasts gargantuan losses as world economy faces slump
‘Come 75,000 workers, join us!’ says Amazon. Just don’t dare complain about the boss or you’re out on your ear
Updated Amazon has fired another three employees who have been critical of the biz, including two tech workers in Seattle and a warehouse worker in Minnesota. All three have raised concerns about the working conditions at the online giant’s warehouses during the coronavirus outbreak.
Updated to add Amazon has confirmed that an ops manager at its Hawthorne, California facility, has died after contracting COVID-19.
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GrubHub, DoorDash, Postmates and Uber Eats sued by hangry, overcharged coronavirus customers
The big four food delivery apps - GrubHub, DoorDash, Postmates and Uber Eats - are abusing their market power to force restaurants to charge the same for online and in-person order, according to a new lawsuit.
