mewing (chewing food to bulk up jaw muscles)
What in the every loving christ…
If only whatever makes people stupid assholes could be surgically removed.
Sounds like a bad kitty to me.
We haven’t reached the bottom yet, have we? Holy forcking shirtballs, this is the darkest, dumbest and nastiest timeline possible.
Looks like it, yes.
Storming winter palaces has historical precedent. Just sayin’.
With only nominal help from Russia?
They lost up to 27,000,000 people (military and civilian) fighting the Eastern Front. They’re not our allies now, but it would be incorrect to suggest they didn’t pay an extreme price for aligning with the Allies then.
That is the only very slightly satirised ‘patriotic’ British person’s view of WWII.
Britain fought the war single-handed and was just about to win it on their own when the Yanks came across to get involved at the end.
The Russians don’t really feature at all because it’s sort of hard to simultaneously praise them as our plucky allies while also despising them as soviet swine looking to traitorously murder the Queen and ban cricket (yes, of course that’s hopelessly out of date - your point was?).
Any mention of the numerous other nations involved in the War will only see you sidetracked down increasingly racist anecdotes along the lines of “Oh, the Poles? Yes, of course plucky chaps the Poles. Mind you there’s too many of them over here now, 25 to a room and all sending their money home. Still, better than the Romanians. I mean, the Poles at least work, know what I mean? My mate Barry told me about these Romanians who were [insert criminal activity]”, etc., etc.
I swear “Know what I mean?” is the twin of “I’m not racist but…”.
There is no eyeroll big enough!
Not a bottom, I’m guessing.
No but mostly because they and we are on track to be the next Nazi’s… fucking worst timeline ever.
