I believe that @Papasan is sitting right now.
Joshua Tree Show Down!
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Technically, I am close enough to go compete if they let me.
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439 days
The current world record for flagpole sitting is 439 days , set by H. David Werder in 1984.
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Itās amazing that a bolt of lightning didnāt seek him out.
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Not the record holder; just a random pole sitter pic.
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Sitting as an āextreme sport?ā Is this man related to orthopedic specialist or a chiropractor looking for more patients?
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Sitting is the new smoking.
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for 60 plus years, I got a PHD in sitting.
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Oh, thatās my buddy Pie May, he will lay some Kung Fu 
on you, watch out people.
P.S. My beard is more majestic and longer, for the record. My eyebrows are as big as lab rats.
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Iāll take Deep Vein Thrombosis for $500, Alex!
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Mmmmm, forbidden meatball
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The kit on offer appears to be an IBM model AP-101, a device that NASA historians rate as capable of handling āup to 2,048 microinstructions, 48 bits in length.ā
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Considering how quickly human blood darkens when exposed to the air, Iād say the meatball would look exactly like a meatball.
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Ok yāall, get those 2022 bingo cards out becauseā¦
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Well, thatās before you add the sauces.
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One look at a huge red sphere in the middle of a city, and I suspect J.J. Abrams is somehow involvedā¦
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