Never mess with folks who have sharp knives and hot oil at their disposal. 
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What about all his sperm being denied the opportunity to find an egg? Why it’s practically abortion. /s
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Every sperm is sacred.
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So you should sacrifice them to the glory of whatever god you worship.
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Hundreds in the legislature alone, apparently.
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A Shintoist shattering sheet glass in the shithouse.
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Huh. And here I thought it meant similar sounding syllables.
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Horlick’s cured my depression, anemia, feminist views, etc.
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Sloane Ranger, haven’t heard that one in a while.
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