Wow, too bad architects who design stairs with no handrails havenât thought of this!
HonestlyâŚif they get them down to like $250, I would buy a pairâŚ
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/shiftmoonwalkers/moonwalkers-the-worlds-fastest-shoes
moonwalikers
Okay, but who would want to spend much time at all walking backwards?
"Odd..."
Great. Thanks. Now I am going to die trying to wear them backwards
Yep, pretty creepy.
Why does this seem familiarâŚ
Thank your lucky stars you wonât visit the Island of the Dolls at night. Guinness World Records, which has named the site âthe worldâs largest collection of haunted dolls,â reports local lore claiming the blank-faced figures become animated by the spirits of the dead after dark.
âThey say the dolls whisper, whistle, move their limbs, and turn their heads of their own accord,â the record trackers relate.
Maybe we could find John an AirBnb on the island. (evil laughter)
JHC Itâs like a vision from Apocalypse Now. The horrorâŚ
Itâs about time for a reboot anyway
Pffft tch. Like Mar-a-Lago on a slow day, tops.
Burzum was a Norwegian cod metal band that had some âinterestingâ views on heating of churches, religion, life and immigrants.
Claims to create tweets in the voice of a specific twitter user, but instead seems to just generate generic âhustle-broâ posts that are completely empty of meaning or sense (so, very accurate simulations of âhustle-broâ posts in general)