I used to work with a guy who would call in bomb threats for an early swerve. Trouble with that was, he didnât understand about burner phones, and was arrested in a most serious manner indeed. It Iâll a couple of months for the plod to clock on, mind, which is worrying.
PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation
Drive time music.
More bear shenanigans
Whoâs been sleeping in my bed?
French government unveils plan to combat âovertourismâ
A digital platform will be launched to collect data on tourist flows, as well as a national observatory of major tourist sites.
Bastards stole my idea.
My mom wanted to taxidermy our Great Dane and have him mounted on a wheeled platform with a table top on his back to use as a tea trolley. Still not sure if she was serious. Now I offer to do something similar to her upon her demise. Some how I donât think sheâll like the lucite idea.
Not blaming you, of course, but âChupacabrasâ is the singular form of the singular cryptid.
They hunt in packs?
Jesus!
A terrorfying thought indeed!
I donât know how global their sales mascots are but they freak me out.
Donât tell me if you havenât heard this joke before.
Former governor Rick Perry, controversial football player Aaron Rogers, Melissa Etheridge and Jaden Smith walk into a conference with a baggie of shroomsâŠ
âDer Golemâ
