What a weasel.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/gshowitt/eat-the-reich
EAT THE REICH is a tabletop roleplaying game in which you, a vampire commando, are coffin-dropped into occupied Paris and must cut a bloody swathe through nazi forces en route to your ultimate goal: drinking all of Adolf Hitler’s blood.
It’s written by Grant Howitt (Honey Heist, Spire, Heart) and illustrated by Will Kirkby (Critical Role, Image, Darkhorse, Boom).
This over-the-top, ultraviolent game is designed to be played from beginning to end in one to three sessions of carnage, blood magic, meaningful flashbacks and hundreds upon hundreds of extremely dead fascists. It tells one story, it tells it loud, and it tells it brilliantly. Think Wolfenstein crossed with Danger 5 and you’re not far off the mark.
To be fair a human driver did that the other day in the parking lot of the store I was working at. Pylons and caution tape surrounding the wet cement!
Grant Howitt is a genius
We need an “Awestruck” reaction emoji
Seriously. If I didn’t know better I’d say this is a still from Nothing Lasts Forever.
I’m too sexy
for my car
when I do my little turn on the catwalk
More bear shenanigans
That looks unsurvivable.
They replied:
Sourced from non selective fruits and spices extracts
they also insisted it was all natural 
