Odd Stuff (Part 4)

30-50 Roentgen. not great, not terrible.

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ā€¦ I think in American English ā€œbullā€ has the connotation of railroad security, from hobo slang

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Like Finnish sinivuokko [Anemone hepatica (syn. Hepatica nobilis), the common hepatica, liverwort, kidneywort, or pennywort].

Others include kyttƤ [person who stares] and paskalakki [shit hat].

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Pink Flamingos!

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ā€œThereā€™s a nation-wide laxative shortage, the Wall Street Journal has reported.ā€

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I have a colonoscopy next month!

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Berry smoothies! Tons of fiber, lots of great vitamins and minerals. Add a few veg if you donā€™t have a picky 6 year old.

I hate those :confused:

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That link returns:

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This is my first. No one seems to recommend themā€¦ :sob: But if itā€™s all clear, I donā€™t have to have another for a whole decade! I still need to get a mammogram scheduledā€¦ I hate those, too. :sob:

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I cannot recommend baby wipes enough for the laxative part of the process. That is all.

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The mammo wasnā€™t nearly as bad as I feared. Uncomfortable yes, but not painful. And Iā€™m on the larger side with dense tissue. The nurse said the imaging tech has gotten much better, so it isnā€™t usually painful at all.

My last colonoscopy was in college, quite a while ago. It was the prep I hated. Procedure itself was fine. Spouse got one fairly recently and he didnā€™t have to drink as much of that yucky stuff.

Possible TMI

make sure you have soft wipes on hand. Best, if you can, to use a bidet or shower head after each trip instead of wiping. Any chaffing gets exponentially worse towards the end if you havenā€™t been taking care from the beginning

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The baby wipes phase was tough, but short. The dietary changes were more annoying because they lasted a week or more.

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getting an all clear is worth the indignity

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Really? I donā€™t remember the dietary part being that long. I really hate the liquid you have to drink.
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Yep. Just like the mammograms and pap smears. Gotta get it done

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For some reasons, both times I had it done previously, I nearly passed outā€¦ Not the worst pain, but for some reasonā€¦

Me too.

Yeah, it will be!

Yeah, the doctor gave me a list of how to change my diet for week priorā€¦ not excitingā€¦

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I didnā€™t find them that difficult. The most annoying part was needing someone to bring me home because of the meds.

I hear that the prep has improved some - which is certainly good news.

Good luck!

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