Odd Stuff (Part 4)

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ā€œMr Morrison has mobility issues, so he was unable to escape the car travelling at 30mph by jumping out.ā€

Yeah, right. Iā€™m reasonably fit and mobile, but jumping out of a car going roughly 50 km/h? Nope.
Maybe if staying in the car would definitely, positively, make no mistake about it, mean certain death for sure, guaranteedā€¦ and jumping out offered a fair chance of surviving only slightly maimed and with, well, mobility issues. Maybe. Probably still nope, though.

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Right? Iā€™d take my chances instead with the seatbelt and airbags.

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And lithobreaking. The car is going to be pretty fucked up anyway, so whatā€™s a couple of additional scrapes and dents more?

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lithobreaking

Thanks for that, found my word of the day!

Off now to practice using itā€¦

kid GIF

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If I had an electric car, Iā€™d want a manual circuit interrupter. Like a physical piece I could just remove to make the car die and stop. Thatā€™s too much vehicle to be propelling itself.

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ā€œThe only reason they finally did something was because a resident snapped a picture of it,ā€ said a resident wanting to remain anonymous in fear of eviction from management. He had been living in the park for ten years. ā€œThem sending out a warning to us to not talk to media, itā€™s intimidation all the way.ā€

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You Dont Like Cats GIF

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Wait, youā€™re near Ripponlea? Iā€™m in Hampton East!

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Busted!

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(Associated Press reprint)

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:rofl:
there is a reason that The Villages is known as the ā€œchlamydia capitol of floridaā€.
so, thereā€™s thatā€¦

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Thereā€™s even a documentary on The Villages.

Itā€™s rather horrifying.

I also know someone who moved there, which was weird because they were barely 50.

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See? That only damages the infrastructure.

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