I love Louis Wain!
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Did she get them both off at once?! 
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I think the first bottle was already open; impressive nonetheless.
And pretty much everything can be a bottle opener. The traditional instrument would be a Zollstock or a cheap lighter.
Or just…
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Malibu’s Most Wanted wasn’t having it that night
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I see.
I’ve also seen it done wih a spoon.
And teeth! (which I do not recommend)
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Checks out…
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Its wise to use your folding ruler to open bottles. That way you can keep track of how long you have been drinking.
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I can open beer bottles with a sheet of paper.
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So can I! As long as the paper is greenish, and I use the phrase “I’ll give you this dollar if you open my beer!”
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Here we go again. It’s always worth checking any geo-located pictures to see what kind of goat-track Google calls a trail.
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everyone I hung out with in college who smoked had a lighter with the butt end torn up from the “lighter trick” in their pocket.
I have a bottle opener carved into the handle of my pocket knife, but it’s easier to just use the plain handle because there’s no special part you have to target and mate with the bottlecap, you can do the lighter trick without even looking at what you’re doing.
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Does it come to you when you hold out your hand?
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You had my hopes up there for a moment, that there is indeed a use for that terrible fruit.
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I’ve got a strong adverse reaction to bananas, which the children at work find most amusing. I’m not allergic or anything I just really don’t like anything about them. I’m mean I’ll peal them but I don’t feel good about it after.
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