what was the sheep patrolling?
So they didnât shoot the sheep.
Holy anointing oil for King Charles IIIâs coronation will not contain the intestinal wax of sperm whales or civet secretions
I didnât have anything in particular I wanted to buy, so I haphazardly scanned the bins in search of items that stood out to me. Some of the things that caught my eye were a gratitude journal, the board game Operation, cockroach-killing bait, a vibrator, creepy Halloween costume masks, and some wigs.
â a new Russian program aiming at recruiting 7 million citizens of the United States and Europe as immigrants to Vladimir Putinâs Russia.
Not just any immigrants, mind you. The Moscow kleptocracy is specifically looking for âideological immigrationâ from white European conservative-minded adventurers who are angry that their own countries give too many rights to LGBT+ citizens, who are angry about their nationsâ continued opposition of Russia, or who are simply angry at the presence of so many ethnic people in their home countries.
If you fit that criteriaâfor example, if youâre an avid Tucker Carlson viewerâand donât mind moving to an authoritarian nation where authorities can and will kill or imprison you for speaking out against Putin, his allies, or his underlings, good news. Thereâs a plot of barren Russian land out there just waiting for you to build the compound of your dreams.â
As an incentive for resettlement to Russia, D. Gusev proposed to provide 10 hectares [25 acres] of land to settlers from the United States and Europe at the end of January, hoping that up to 7 million people could take advantage of this offer.â
This sounds like a great deal! And should be pointed out to secessionists every time they post.
I canât imagine a better outcome than all the Nat-Cs in the States taking them up on their offer.
Waiting for a few liberal groups to put ads for this program in conservative publications and on Newsmax
Will Disney sure me if I start singingâŠ
Let 'em go,
Let 'em goâŠ
ETA Yeah, the House of Mouse probably would! 
The absolute dumbest headline that has ever turned up in my phoneâs newscrawl.
The article itself is paywalled. Just as well.
Okay thenâŠ
Thatâs a great article. Thanks for sharing. The original âWest End Girlsâ is quite different than the smash hit remake version. I think the remake is much better, but the original has its own weird quirky charm with lyrics like, âYouâve got a heart of glass or a heart of stone, Just you wait till I get you home, All your stopping, stalling and starting, Who do you think you are, Joe Stalin?â
Hereâs their first performance on TV:
Obviously, Iâm a big fan of PSB. They do a great job putting out quality music that when you scratch the surface is highly intellectual, humorous, and also very leftist. They also arenât above poking fun at themselves which I can appreciate.
That article was worth a read if only to see this picture of Neil:
Paging @anon94804983
Stylinâ, profilinâ, limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelinâ nâ dealinâ, marijuana smokinâ, ED dysfunctioninâ son of a gun?
(I also need to take a moment to acknowledge how much of a miracle it is heâs that still alive and somehow still semi-active. He can shill as much ED snake oil as he wants as far as Iâm concerned. Clearly heâs got some of that Ozzy Osborne/Keith Richards highlander DNA.)
âholy oil for charles 3 [âŠ] will not contain civet secretionsâ
heâs still a royal skunk.
f*ck the crown!
I can!
An even trade â one Russian citizen who wants to escape the regime for every Nat-C who wants to take Putin up on their offer.
