Wow, I wouldâve gone with Yeltsin 
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Surely thereâs something better to be done with that hair.
This Brazilian frog might be the first pollinating amphibian known to science
Nectar-loving tree frog likely moves pollen from flower to flower
[Squints] Barry, is that you? 
Oh, youâre more orange than strawberry. Whew! 
AlsoâŚ
"Whatâs on the menu?
KARMA. Get served what you deserve at Karenâs Diner."
âWe pride ourselves on our terrible service, rated 1* by Karen herself! This is dining with a twist - the food is great, the service is ungrateful but your experience will be unforgettable.â
Shit - I like my scotch older than that.
right?
âson, can you even say Laphroaig?â
What fine dining establishment, say a Michelin starred restaurant, is going to let kids serve customers fine wine and spirits? Let alone food?
And what 14 yr old is going to be responsible enough to even show up for work? This whole angle the gQp is pushing for child labor is just sooo effing stupid.
To be fair, I canât say Laphroaig either and Iâve got a bottle of it upstairs 
No, itâs not stupid. Itâs a tactic. They keep repeating outrageous stuff, like kids need jobs more than they need school. After hearing it over and over, their supporters start nodding and repeating it. Next thing you know, theyâre passing legislation to allow putting kids as young as 12 into factories.
Once the GOP gets them on board with treating their own children this way, how hard is it to convince them of other (and far worse) ideas about workers, compensation, safety, etc? This is how it starts - when people donât loudly call them out when they make the first outrageous statement and refute it every time they dare to repeat it.
Pretty sure that I taught myself how to pronounce it after reading my first Tim Powers book
Oh donât worry, the next thing coming is workhouses! We can just convert schools to dormitories and production floors. Itâs not like weâre going to need schools anymore!
