Cheese.
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I’m sure it applies to makers of all dairy products
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Now I feel like having sparkling pie’n’mash for dinner.
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Longleat contains lions, tigers, cheetahs, wolves – quite a challenge for a pine marten.
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Lately, those machines have been getting sold off to various hardware enthusiasts who have, in turn, been reverse-engineering them to figure out how they work, and to dispense the movies trapped inside. Well, with one exception: Twister.
404 Media reports that, for some weird reason, the army of amateur hardware enthusiasts who have been futzing with the company’s machines cannot figure out how to get the 1996 disaster flick out of them.
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“Why do flamingopodes stand on one leg?”
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Because if they stood on no legs they’d fall down
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As long as you have liquor with it.
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I stopped at a minute. Do I get to claim that I’m 39?
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i’m 62 and stand on one leg all day.
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On the end, I had a meat pie with green peas. I’d have to make the parsley sauce from scratch, and the mash potato mix makes a huge amount (3.5 cups water, .5 cup of milk), and I couldn’t be bothered to get the scale out and size it down to a usable portion.
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I think though that both your hip joints are bearing a similar weight, whether or not the things they’re using as weight bearing structures count as “legs”…
I would at the same time bet you’re probably better than many when it comes to standing on one leg,
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As long as it’s the right correct one!
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[These Are Americans’ Biggest Fears in 2024, as the Country Is ‘Becoming More Afraid’ | Smithsonian]
While some people have some real stuff to get worried, some are afraid of windmills
[The Onion: “Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything | Onion Now: Focus Clark Pollard, a lifelong conservative, explains why - when it comes to people, media, and big cities - he’s afraid of it all. And he’s not going to apologize for it.” — Bluesky]
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If you aren’t afraid of windmills, you either haven’t been paying attention or you haven’t been tilting at them.
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