Millions of slices of bread are sacrificed horribly every day in the gory battle lines of the school cafeteria and the office break-room. I like to consider my toast soldiers as more like the Horse Guards. They are smart and uniform, and impeccably turned out for the Cracking of the Eggs at 10AM every day.
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Are you a milk first or milk last kind of tea drinker?
I’d like to know what kind of ruffian I’m dealing with here. 
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I’m not aware of one that cuts, but there’s a toaster that burns a Cylon soldier on your toast.
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