Overly/Insufficiently Imaginative Fictitious Business Names


#21

If that’s your lot, best hope you at least start out as a yucca.


#22

Long as I’m not the yucca’s cousin, the century plant. Last thing I want to do is spend thirty years living as an angiosperm in the Veridian Dynamics fifth-floor men’s room.


#23

OK, I’ve had a word with The Universe, and it agrees that you can come back as a sea monkey instead, so long as you keep trying to subvert Hollywood from within as best you can.


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