Parler, alt-right Twitter alternative, has a porn problem

Whereas the Parler people might consider being flooded with porn a problem, I see it as a vast improvement over what they originally intended.

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Porn problem? Well they did name it Parlor after all.

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My idea for a microblogging platform will ban any discussion of reality. No current events, no facts, no science, nothing like that. Only unqualified opinions and elaborate unproven conspiracy theories. Censorship will be 100% fair, I will censor all posts. This is not only impartial, but also a boon for implementation making a very scalable platform.

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But the British variant aren’t republicans, they are monarchists.

I doubt the Queen wants anything to do with them though.

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I prefer “neo Nazis”

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Is this an updated version of the underpants gnomes’ business plan?

  1. Come to parler to get your porn
  2. maybe talk about something other than sexual fantasies?
  3. ?
  4. Profit?
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Appropriately, the underpants gnomes are from a very early episode of South Park, predating tumblr’s porn ban by twenty years.

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I always feel like it’s self-evident when I point it out, but those who decry safe spaces and repeatedly espouse notions about their freedoms tend to be those most likely to exclude from their environments people will exercise their own freedom of speech - but mostly for doing so wrongly. On reddit a sub was created specifically for Trump-supporting individuals in my state, especially those who hate our governor. In the sidebar the first rule is literally “No Leftists.” Surprised I lasted a week before I was banned.

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Yeah, this. They’re bad enough on Reddit!

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Sign me up, sounds great!

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For incels (and perhaps much of the far right crowd), this would be more of a feature than a bug. Isn’t a mix of porn and hate speech exactly what they crave?

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“We’re trying to have a serious discussion about the Bavarian Illuminati using 5G mind control injections to cover up Fred Rogers’ child-meat industry and these preverts are posting ads for inflatable sex hyenas!”

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I know where you can get wearable Kim Kardashian ass.

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Kinda makes me want to set up an account and set up threads of nothing but interracial naughtiness just to see what kind or reaction I would get from those neo Nazis.

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“You keep using that word…”

“Censorious” means “severely critical of others” (or “apt to censure”), not “apt to censor”. I may be fighting a losing battle here, I admit.

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May be intentional? A huge pile of porn may be a useful recruitment tool to draw a crowd.

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Can we please stop using the term “neo Nazis” and refer to them using the original terminology “Nazis"?

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Here’s their evolution:

Phase 1 - social media site with no censorship
Phase 2 - social media site with censorship of progressive thought
Phase 3 - hate site
Phase 4 - hate site drowning in porn
Phase 5 - site promoting and encouraging both human trafficking and terrorism

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Probably some interesting studies could be done on the sexual habits of the right. I assume, possibly incorrectly, that there are gay ads and the click through is higher than self identification as gay.

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