Parler, alt-right Twitter alternative, has a porn problem

Oh, thank you! Is there a good word for what I meant?

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Nah. That gives them too much association with historical genocidal maniacs. That elevates their reputation and level of scariness.

These are the brain dead inbred successors to those followers of Hitler. They don’t deserve it.

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Censorial

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Obligs:

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source: https://twitter.com/AliyaBhatia/status/801534143976919040

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I googled “inflatable sex hyena” after I first used the term in a Twitter gag, and . . . OH GOD. Weirder than you can imagine.

(Or maybe you can, meaning you may be qualified for a career in the animal-shaped adult entertainment artifact industry!)

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I wasn’t aware of one so I did some digging. It’s “censorial”, apparently.

Oops! @themadpoet beat me to it.

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Your adsense ads are going to be awesome this week!

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I play Pathfinder (a version of D&D if you didn’t know) and it’s goblins have a fondness for pickles - it’s an in-game gag that they will go for pickles above almost any valuable, and so trying to create some item cards I did a search for ‘goblin pickle’ - don’t do this - seriously it’s very NSFL and trigger inducing - I expected pickles perhaps that look like fey - in real life the term apparently has to do with war casualties - which is as far as I’d care to explain about it in a polite conversation.

Google - it’s a machine of amazement and wonder - and of unspeakable horror as well - a true pandora’s box in modern form.

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Rule 34?

Also, Google auto-complete is a very dark rabbit hole sometimes, especially if you have “safe search” switched off in your browser’s prefs.

Yeesh.

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Oh they love that stuff

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It’s the porn version of this:

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I’ve seen those on FurAffinity :wink:

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It’s an older list, but does explain Rule 34.

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Come on, give them some credit for originality. How about “Avant-garde Nazis”?

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I think the Avantgarde would have been those that came before the Nazis, so different völkisch groups and far right paramilitaries.

The current crop are more Nazis – The Sequel

(Electric Boogaloo?)

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Them too, yeah.

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Can I invoke an “I see what I did there” on myself?

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I’ll allow it

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