Paul McCartney and John Lennon masturbated together

Come on… wouldn’t you?

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The band was called the Beatles.
That pun took a long time coming…

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No - not good enough.

“Paul McCartney and John Lennon Masturbated Together”

What a horrible way to describe their songwriting.

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gahh, i can’t resist: Norwegian Wood, right?

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I hear the title of their second U.S. album was actually Beat the Meatles! but it went to press with a typo.

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He got bi with a little help from his friend.

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Really brings a new meaning to Happiness is a Warm Gun.

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To say nothing of Please, Please Me.

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I Want to Hold Your Hand (But Please Wash it First)

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Paul’s in the news… Start the countdown for his next copyright campaign.

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“[Paul McCartney and John Lennon masturbated together]”
Yeah, it’s called “I am the Walrus”

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Copyright campaign?

He has a new album out.

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Yeah, I’m just not going below the fold on this one.

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I Want To Hold Your Ham.

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Cum Together

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While My Wiener Gently Weeps

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You beat me to it; pun totally intended.

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The White and Sticky Album

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