Penis-less man tells of his active sex life

He thinks better, and his goal in sex seems to be solely to please women. Hmmm. Is there a lesson here?

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How punny. Knowing the joke here makes me feel so old.

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I remember CUSeeMeā€¦ So. Many. Penises.

It was incredibly annoying trying to hold any kind of conference there and literally keep banning the wankers.

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This brings back memories as well. I met some pretty cool people back in the day with my crappy QuickCam in cuseeme conferences. But the literal dicks were legion.

I donā€™t get what the appeal is for the men that do this. Itā€™s not shocking and itā€™s not interesting.

I remember playing Uno multiplayer on the Xbox 360 and every so often someone would pop up with their camera on, dick exposed.

I just donā€™t get it.

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ā€œPlease see me! See my manliness! Admire me!ā€

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Seeing this thread in my feed, what came to mind was: he might have an ACTIVE sex life, but it doesnā€™t sound like he has a satisfying one. Convincing a thousand women to let him pleasure them once or twice is just notches on the bedpost. These women donā€™t know him at a very basic level. If he canā€™t be honest with someone about who he is, and build up a relationship based on truth and trust, then whatā€™s the point?

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Yeah, it does sound a bit sad, like trying to compensate for something lackingā€¦

I bet he drives a BIIIIIIIIIIIG TRUCK!

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Andrew Wardle, from Manchester, is the subject of an hour-long documentary on the TLC channel called the ā€˜Man with no Penisā€™.

TLC, where people come to ā€œlearnā€ things.

Other people like to have sex with two penises - it takes all kinds, I guess:

Edit: this obviously opens itself up to new configurations during sex that arenā€™t possible with most people, including ā€œskiingā€, which is when another guyā€¦ um, you can probably guess.

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