Pentagon: "Darn it, we misplaced $45 billion. Give us more."

I think I need to practice my breathing, and remember the iconic Randall Munroe comic :slight_smile:

That is a word I shall use today. It has been far too long.

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You’ve been doing what with the what-what? :wink:

I’m sure that’s a reference whizzing over my head, but depleted uranium isn’t all that radioactive, and most of what it does emit is alpha.


The three strands of the novel converge on a shipping container of unspecified cargo that is being transported via a circuitous route to an unknown destination. In Vancouver, the old man’s team, with Hollis in tow, irradiate the shipping container, which is revealed to contain millions of U.S. dollars diverted from Iraq reconstruction funds.

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Turns out we would need 450 pallets to hold our cash:

I don’t know what all you pansies are whining about. $45 billion is only 2% of money Rumsfeld announced the Pentagon lost just before we went to war in Afghanistan. That’s a mighty damn fine improvement if you ask me.

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