PETA lobbies against vegan meat subsititue company


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Obligatory Better Off Ted reference.

Because we all know that lab grown meat tastes like…despair


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PETLGM  


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The headline is wrong, the Impossible Burger isn’t lab-grown meat, it is entirely plant-based. Vegan. @mr_raccoon, you should change it.

Meanwhile, Peta keeps finding new ways to prove that they are ridiculous.


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Goodness grief, does PETA ever take time off from (at this point i’m starting to wonder if they’re a trojan group) being a premier force for wrong on animal welfare worldwide?


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I wonder if they are recieving funding from the competitors of their targets.


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Done and done


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It’s almost as if the organization was purpose-grown in a laboratory to embody the wackiest qualities conservatives associate with liberal advocacy groups.

I wonder how much of PETA is mushroom-based.


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veganism just seems like a piece of broccoli, an OREO, and a half a block down the street from the breatharians.


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what the fuck? where is that from?


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No one on mushrooms would be that irritable.


#14

Supergod” by Warren Ellis.

Ellis is always good for wild and crazy plots, be it novels, comics, films, TV shows, etc.


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In the plant-based patty, it helps mimic the red, juiciness of raw beef.

I like some nice medium rare beef now and then, but that sentence made me queasy.