is the number of people who have not had sex in a library high enough we should be throwing stones because this one time was taped?
asking for, uh, a friend of course!
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coming soon to /r/publicfreakout: a soverign citizen presents one of those metal penn and teller pocket constitutions when asked if he has a permit for the literal orgy he has organized in the rare books room. spoiler alert: he gets tazed, and he does NOT like it!
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I’ve seen enough masturbation in libraries that filming a hardcore porno seems like a refreshing change of pace.
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I’m sure Constable Spankit is right now doing some intensive research to see if there are any more pr0n videos filmed in the neighbourhood. It might take him all night.
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and yet the online time i ever truly felt judged was back in the days of dvds. i had some time to kill, so i bought some grocery store sushi, checked out a copy of “the human centipede” and sat, eating my sushi, watching the film at a corner table on my laptop (which had a dvd drive, because this was A Long Time Ago) with headphones
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The term has outlived its specificity, and therefore its usefulness? Pity.
Urgh, gives a new meaning to “bookmark” and also explains why archivists have a tendency to wear those white gloves.
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…the Santa Monica Police Department will be looking into this incident.”
350 officers are examining the evidence at this moment. And the suspect has been brought in for… questioning.
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I would only judge you about that if you chose a Caterpillar Roll. 
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Concerned citizens be like:
Justice is overdue!
I just hope they did it quietly.
Throw the book at 'em.
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Is it quiet?
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Reading is fun!
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Which is why being able to speak to cats is a really crappy superpower. They see things we don’t want to hear about. Plus their tongues have been places not fit for human ears.
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I can read you like a book!
they already have a permit it’s called THE FIRST AMENDMENT
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Melvil Dewey was creepy, and so is this post. I get the pleasure of mocking the pearl-clutchers, but people have a right to go to the public library without seeing somebody’s junk.
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If a porn movie is recorded in a library and nobody witness it, does it still causes panic?
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My post expressed no opinion about exposing oneself in the library.
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But books without covers are discards, not to be resold, and I think the publishers don’t even want people to read them.
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I like looking at books without covers. Especially reading in bed.
