Pot isn't God's mistake, says Republican from Texas House of Reps

Let’s be clear, money for the right kind of people only.

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We could have the original

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A fine song, but Kumbia Kings didn’t cover the original.

Did anyone check the temperature in Hell? Because it might have frozen over.

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I just went out on the front porch to see if I could identify any new bird species, and I think I may have spotted one of these:

If I get to name the species, I’m gonna name it in honor of David Simpson.

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I appreciate the Republican-saying-something-sensible jokes, but I think individual republicans probably say a lot of sensible things. Wasn’t it a republican who said about the bank bailouts - “We can’t have capitalism on the way up and socialism on the way down.”

I mean, obviously no one who isn’t shilling for the bizarre party line is going to make it on the presidential ballot, but some significant fraction of republicans (even of republican politicians) have to be I reasonably disagree with rather than… I don’t even know what to call the others.

But also, this was just yesterday:

It’s actually nearly as strange to see a 53-year-old in favour of legalization as it is to see a republican who is.

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I practiced this offline so I could say it smoothly:

I agree with the Republican Representative from Longmont… I mean Longview, damn it! …Texas.

It freezes every winter in <a href=“http://www.wunderground.com/cgi-bin/findweather/hdfForecast?query=hell%2C+mi"target=”_blank">Hell. Rarely does it result in an allegedly conservative politician speaking in favor of sanity, though.

a butterfly flapping it’s wings then?

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A Republican? I assume someone in his immediate family could use medical marijuana.

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“All that God created is good, including diarrhea . . . lets allow it to be utilized it for good!”

You’re slacking BB, first post of this on the 32nd comment? Inconceivable.

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Most likely. That is the way democracy is s’posed to work you know: people you have to share the nation with, who don’t like you and who you don’t like, standing up in defense of their interests in an assembly… and incidentally protecting your interests as well.

And I’m sure we’ll see him say something similar about gays and lesbians any minute now. Because God doesn’t make mistakes.

[waits]

[time passes]

[crickets]

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Isn’t everything?

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Heh. I was expecting it to be this Wunderground. I see what they did there…

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It’s almost like you can’t judge a person’s values and character exclusively by their political party, or something.

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All too often, politicians who want to climb the ladder say and do what the Party and the large donors want to hear. Character and personal beliefs can be detrimental to a high-ranking political career.

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