Prankster stirs up anti-abortion rally with unsettling Bible readings

I think most people get the interpretation from their preacher, who tells them the “right” way to interpret it… so even if they do read it, it’s via that lens.

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It may be more effective to read the passages of the Bible that expressly contradict the pro-forced-birthers’ ideology.

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I tried in my 20s. Got as far as the book of Numbers. Lord have mercy. Even in the new modern translations its boring, and only rarely valid as spiritual guidance.

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Seriously. Like pork rinds for Christians. Weird fixation.

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“… Take, eat; this is my body.”

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Love this! More people who believe in the bible enough to hurt others should actually be made to listen to it occassionally, seems reasonable.

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Ah yes, the ritualistic cannibalism. The foreskin is the preferred part?

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“Not surprisingly, the relic had the miraculous power of duplication, and depending on what sources you read, there were a dozen or almost two dozen places around Europe, mostly in France for some reason, that claimed they actually had the holy foreskin.”

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Really not at all. Some I’ve run across flat out refuse to belive Jesus said some of the things recorded in the Gospels.

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All of the communism and wokeness he spouts off about is highlighted in red in my copy, so I know to ignore it.

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As they say, trying to read all of the Bible from beginning to end is one of the faster ways to become an atheist.

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“As the original male excuse of ‘I was drunk and didn’t know what I was doing, so it’s not my fault. Really, I’m a good man. It’s the fault of the women.’”

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Ahh, a tale as old as time…and as reprehensible as ever.

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