Queen in drunken brawl, Prince Harry’s hell, and Meghan Markle’s secrets, in this week’s dubious Royal tabloids

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No stories about aliens? We are surely no longer looking to the stars.

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Queen in drunken brawl,

The Queen will cut a bitch, she told me so.

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She trained as a driver and mechanic in the ATS.
Which means she knows how to crack someone’s skull with a car jack handle or gut them with a tyre lever.

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She’s also renowned among the older drinkers in the ‘harder’ pubs of the East End. It’s a little known fact that she used to regularly nip out of Buck House to have a few pints with ‘Mad’ Frankie Fraser and Jack ‘the Hat’ McVitie.

As you can imagine, what with Frankie and Jack working for different ‘firms’ that could get a bit lively and it was always “Bizzie” Lizzie who acted as enforcer, keeping the peace with a few well applied headbuts or a quick bottling as needed.

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