You’d think that there would be some clause about not selling yourself around as part of that £3 million contract, eh?
Shouldn’t they go for Nigel Pearson or Tim Sherwood for comedy value next?
What’s wrong with hiring me at this point? Would it be bad if I kept calling it “soccer” while I was there? At this point just pull someone from Championship Manager and give them a go at a half million pounds, right?
You guys hear about the crazy train wreck in Hoboken? Nutso.
You were not on it or near it, I take it?
(Forgot to ask earlier because I AM A HORRIBLE E-FRIEND.)
Isn’t that horrible?
No, I go through Newark Penn, but in a previous residence I went through Hoboken twice a day, aren’t you still kind for asking later though?
You were my first thought, if its any consolation?
Tragic and overwhelming an already stressed system, can I add those?
Would it be weird if I said I’ve been thinking a lot about you too?
Oh, yeah, um, I guess that too?
Did I make this super weird?
Why can’t I seem to get started on my homework this morning?
Why should this be weird? Can’t you just relax and enjoy it?
Because homework is a pointless exercise once you understand the problem?
Can you see why the wife doesn’t want me to talk to the kids about school?
Huh, so why can’t I see lounge topics?
Cause it takes time for the profile to catch up with things… but I bet you will be back with us in no time won’t you?
Perhaps, but wasn’t having to change my IP in order to log in a bit much?
Dafug?
