What is love?
How much is that doggie in the window?
Who let the dogs out?
Was it someone trying to seize the means of doggo production?
I’m on vacation, how can I still be so fucking angry at this goddamned Trump business?
Can you put yourself in a news timeout while you’re on vacation?
Car drivers get fined for driving with only one working headlight; why do motorcyclists get away with it?
Don’t you know that he invades even that? That the vectors are endless due to the outright insanity of everything?
And to you, don’t I wish a Happy New Year?
Has the new year started? When is the next one? I’m asking for a friend…
Isn’t this the Year Zero?
Isn’t every year the Year Zero?
What’s going on with all the time leaks?
WTF doesn’t R2-D2 have a voice transcoder so he can tell people what’s wrong with the X-Wing so they can fix it? We had cars in the 1980’s that could even tell you your door was open, how hard could this be?
Would that be the opposite of deus ex machina?
Anyone else notice how many threads are about organizing one’s space, so soon after New Year’s resolutions were (presumably) made?
Nonsense, don’t you know how often he saves everyone’s bacon in those movies? In Episode I he is literally the flying example of deus ex machina.
People still make resolutions? After this election, fuck it, I’m not changing either, right?
Two questions and a side comment earns a Donalding these days? Lighten up, Francis.
Does that shit fly in Iowa City?
Does anything fly in Iowa City? That town is dead.