That quizzical little raised eyebrow on the emoji’s face wasn’t enough, huh?
Wasn’t I surprised that a single little emoji posted without a warning to have at least six characters? … I suppose “
” is six, though?
edit: that was supposed to say “wink” with colons on either side, in quotes, and didn’t I think that wouldn’t turn to an emoji?
Why the heck is @OtherMichael suddenly liking all my old posts?
Didn’t I just do that?
Why is he so late in getting around to yours?
Wasn’t he hitting them before today, but possibly not in such high volume? Could it be because he’s hitting the question’s thread?
Wasn’t I just wondering the same thing?
Does this look like all of our notifications right now?
Anyone else excited about Ash V. Evil Dead coming to DVD tomorrow? Might I actually go buy the thing because ASH V. EVIL DEAD (instead of getting the DVDs from Netflix)???
Didn’t I get a bunch today on ancient posts? Thanks? Weren’t a few of them deserved it the first time through? 
Is he on a quest to fulfill @codinghorror’s prediction of Like pollution? Soon, won’t everything on the BBS will have at least one Like? Which is not a bad thing, is it?
Hmmm, now that I think about it… has anyone ever seen Jeff and @OtherMichael in the same place at the same time? Inquiring minds…
Aaaaaaand, am I the only one to have a 5-hour wait until my likes start working again?
Why do I seem to have a 996 like-limit, anyway? What kind of number is that?!?!?
Not a prime one?
Aren’t my likes a rare and valuable commodity for only having 996 of them to anoint in any given 24-hour period?
Eat more fiber, get Regular again, and that problem goes away, doesn’t it? How long do we have to wait anyway before we have to stop talking about you Over There?
If you’re going to throw them at any old post, doesn’t that decrease the overall value anyway?
You think throwing one question in all that is good enough?
Since I’m already déclassé, until I become [heavens forbid] boring?
Rare as in unusual, or rare as in undercooked?
You think my usual stealth edit isn’t?
Would you believe I’m getting likes on some rather half-baked comments? Perhaps you are on to something?
Have you been permanently blackballed from the lounge?
