What do you expect, aren’t they from Manchester?
New Hampshire?
Did you know that if I explain something carefully to my dog, and he gives me that “yes, it’s all clear now” look, that he still probably doesn’t understand? Why won’t my dog listen to the voice of reason?
Have you tried any of these?
Haven’t I tried the chardonnay and sauvignon blanc (that’s whaat we’re having tonight), and don’t I think they’re pretty good?
Isn’t it easy to believe that boxed TJ wines are passable, but hard to believe that they could be “pretty good”?
Haven’t the last of my house guests left today, and haven’t we been out for the entire rest of the day/evening once we got them on their way, and aren’t I so pleased to be relaxing with no requirements for tomorrow other than to go see my dad at some point?
Aren’t I happily about to drink a beer (see below) and catch up on some recorded TV shows like a human sloth?
Wasn’t I mildly surprised at how nice their bourbon is for $16?
But would you drink it if it were $30/bottle?
Why wouldn’t I as it is better than some I have had at that price?
Isn’t that high praise then, indeed?
Isn’t it great that more and more wines are available in the superior box technology, instead of the outdated bottles? But doesn’t $7/1.5L strain credibility as to quality?
Why do I only discover my new favorite car:
A mere 30 seconds before discovering that it shall never be?
When did Netflix add a wizard to pester you ceaselessly until you decide what you want to watch?
They did? Is that on the website or through a streaming player thingie of some kind?
Wasn’t it on my Roku? Maybe I should check on my laptop?
maybe it’s the Roku interface? Don’t we stream through a blue-ray player now and the Roku we have (and rarely use anymore) is first gen?
Wizard?
Aren’t 4 hour drives that start at 11pm fun?
Why was that observatory so far from Seattle?
Don’t you know you can start driving before it gets dark?