Half past oak tree?
Does anyone really know what time it is?
Wow, wouldn’t those images be suitable for framing and hanging on my walls?
Didn’t that depend on your walls?
As long as they aren’t Wonder walls?
You have an Oasis in your house?
Is Gallaghers in the rafters close enough? Why can’t the exterminators seem to be able to keep them out? Could they limit their fist-fights to non-sleeping hours?
What do you expect, aren’t they from Manchester?
New Hampshire?
Did you know that if I explain something carefully to my dog, and he gives me that “yes, it’s all clear now” look, that he still probably doesn’t understand? Why won’t my dog listen to the voice of reason?
Have you tried any of these?
Haven’t I tried the chardonnay and sauvignon blanc (that’s whaat we’re having tonight), and don’t I think they’re pretty good?
Isn’t it easy to believe that boxed TJ wines are passable, but hard to believe that they could be “pretty good”?
Haven’t the last of my house guests left today, and haven’t we been out for the entire rest of the day/evening once we got them on their way, and aren’t I so pleased to be relaxing with no requirements for tomorrow other than to go see my dad at some point?
Aren’t I happily about to drink a beer (see below) and catch up on some recorded TV shows like a human sloth?
Wasn’t I mildly surprised at how nice their bourbon is for $16?
But would you drink it if it were $30/bottle?
Why wouldn’t I as it is better than some I have had at that price?
Isn’t that high praise then, indeed?
Isn’t it great that more and more wines are available in the superior box technology, instead of the outdated bottles? But doesn’t $7/1.5L strain credibility as to quality?