? ❓ ⚛ Questions. Questions? QUESTIONS!? ⚛ ❓?

Do you remember a certain banana?

8 Likes

Don’t I think I’m caught up now? Is there a lurking banana now?

3 Likes

Does updating my bibliography count as working on my dissertation?

Don’t I feel bad for not going to see my friend’s defense because my upper back hurts like hell (like, it hurts to turn my head, hurts)? Shouldn’t I have pulled through and gone anyhow? Aren’t I a bad friend?

7 Likes

You think the banana is still here, just looking?

Isn’t there something interesting about anonymous accounts having a unique number assigned to them?

10 Likes

Like, do you even?

5 Likes

Shouldn’t you guys tell me that, as you all seem to know about that somehow?

Why shouldn’t they have unique numbers? Wouldn’t we be confused if they all had the same numbers, but different letters?

6 Likes

Shouldn’t you go to a restorative yoga class and/or a massage therapist? Isn’t worrying about your friend when you’re the one in pain very nice and all that, but not the right prioritization of needs?

10 Likes

Didn’t you know there’s a “For Dummies” for that?

11 Likes

Hint: The one that’s not me?

5 Likes

I’m just busy, but isn’t that the same?

4 Likes

Was there a “rotten banana” here at some point, besmirching your good name?

1 Like

Never, aren’t all bananas good friends?

3 Likes

Don’t you know that rotten brown bananas are nobody’s “friend?”

3 Likes

Don’t you know that some of us don’t want to just look at something like that?

8 Likes

Do you even banana bread?

13 Likes

Not just looking? What else do you want to do with it?

8 Likes

Don’t you know that people in hell* don’t want to be thirsty, yet they are ?

:slight_smile:

(*Allegedly.)

1 Like

Are you comparing this thread to hell?

…wouldn’t purgatory make a better comparison?

3 Likes

Why did I think it was like Limbo?

7 Likes

Wouldn’t that be silly?

Didn’t you kinda miss the point about “wanting things”, but not necessarily getting them?

Don’t I believe that Hell is a completely individual & personal concept,it’s different for each and every person?

For instance:

Based on that theory, does it not seem likely that Hell for someone like, say, Donald Trump would be a place where he is a poor servant catering to overweight unattractive Muslim and Mexican women who regale him at length with tales of their intimate biological functions, for all eternity?

Or maybe that’s all just wishful thinking on my part?

*lolz

5 Likes