Did she do well? Do I have multiple certificates of education from the best of universitas? Do I not call her on mommatus day and birthitus day and christimus? How well did she do, to where I mulitiplied her DNA by 3 giving her the grandest of kids? Shall we ask her?
3 Likes
Shall we? Can you call her and ask? Will you report back and let us know what your mom says?
3 Likes
Have you invited her to the BBS, like @japhroaig did?
Or have you learned from his object-lesson?
7 Likes
Wouldn’t that be nice? I wonder how would you feel being the tech expert in the family where your grandpa types his message in the subject line?
4 Likes
Like I had fallen in with a band of experimenters who turn technology to their own needs?
7 Likes
How on earth did I wind up here?
3 Likes
Where art thou?
Isn’t there something truly, existentially terrifying about the way the performer of the jingle sings the line “land of living hats,” like he’s experiencing some visceral, bottomless nightmare of a flashback that he knows will haunt him until his dying breath?
3 Likes
Wasn’t I just trying to follow up in the “Associate” thread? What rabbit hole did I fall down?
3 Likes
Dance?
6 Likes
Why not?
7 Likes
9 Likes
Will you, won’t you, Will you, won’t you, Will you, won’t you, join the dance?
5 Likes
Are you asking?
5 Likes
May we join in the chant instead?
3 Likes
Is available?
2 Likes
Are you married?
1 Like
Why are mid-century modern houses so expensive?
Why don’t we have piles of money lying around in our bank account to buy one?
5 Likes
Is it the house or the location that makes it so expensive?
4 Likes
6 Likes
Don’t I wish I could go back to 1979 and convince my mom to buy the Eichler home she’d looked at, instead of the boring-ass cookie-cutter tract home she ended up purchasing back then?
7 Likes
