Oh, kids, am I gonna hafta turn this car around and go back home? Or will the two of you get along?
Do you want me to put in a SpongeBob video?
(Is this how parenting is done these days?)
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SPONGE BOB IS FOR POOPY PANTS - why can’t we watch Star Wars Rebels?
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Why not both?
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Would she have starred in Night Nurse if she didn’t?
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Do you want me to hit you, or put down my tools?
Isn’t affixing your bodily modifications with slotted screws in poor taste? Shouldn’t you be using a Robertson, or at least a Phillips, if you want them to be cool?
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WTF? 39 new topics and 91 unread topics since yesterday, not even 24 hours??? Do I need to retire just to keep current on BBS?
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New 86, Unread 2285, how am I even still a regular?
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Isn’t there some time delay before you get unregulared? Haven’t I read every single message on the BBS (excluding the few dozen topics I have muted) to stave off the deregularization as long as possible?
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I think it’s not that high a requirement… one sec and I’ll check yeah?
(
- must have visited at least 50% of days
- must have replied to at least 10 different topics
- of topics created in the last 100 days, must have viewed 25%
- of posts created in the last 100 days, must have read 25%
- must have received 20 likes, and given 30 likes.*
- must not have received more than 5 spam or offensive flags (with unique posts and unique users for each, confirmed by a moderator)
- must not have been suspended
)
Yeah, so not that high requirements, and a 2 week grace period, but that’s only after you get promoted so I must never have actually been demoted, although I think I may have come close with spam flags after upsetting a certain gamesmaster every now and again, huh?
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Did no one tell you it’s OK to skim while scrolling?
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But aren’t they all INTERESTING? And might’nt someone might be wrong, and need to be informed about it? 
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Whaaaat? Someone on the internet is wrong? How is that possible?
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Who? Can we find them and persecute them?
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Tar and feathers? Or a more modern way?
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Is that to guarantee someone sees the Boing Boing Shop ads?
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'tis a pity. I would like to read that.
this article from last appear could be the source for the graphic.
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