Lest we forget the sacrifices Saint Seagate made spreading it’s data across the land.
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Meanwhile, the reviews on google maps begin to going bananas…
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Agreed, but I place missionary work in a different category than encounters like the story of Michael Rockefeller:
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Oddly, I find that much more persuasive. Can we found a religion on it and then not go annoy people about it?
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If you teach another culture to be Christian, you are by definition wiping out the native culture and tradition. You certainly don’t have “Indians” when your done. Missionary work is a hostile act. Go talk to the old people on the US reservation about forced boarding school and being beaten for speaking their native languages.
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Or whatever gods they worship on that island are the true gods.
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That was awesome.
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They’re called Unitarians.
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My main concern is that they will now be bothered even more. Nothing gets far-right Christians’ juices flowing like martyrdom and the possibility of taming or destroying dark-skinned heathens.
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The first Anglo settlements in North America were in Virginia.
The whole “pilgrim” thing is basically post-Civil War propaganda, falsely implying New Englanders were here first. Since Reconstruction was abandoned there’s not really any point to it. Happy Thanksgiving 
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So kind of like the Posse Comitatus?
I was raised by those people. You weren’t wrong.
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Another case of suicide, “death by tribal enforcer”.
Meanwhile, the tribe is having discussions about less lethal weaponry, and training to de-escalate situations with the obviously insane. Other tribe members suggest building a wall.
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If only I could greet the Mormons and Jehova’s Witnesses who knock on my door the same way.
ETA no I don’t really really think that. At least so far they have all been polite and good with ‘no thanks really’ and wander off to the next house.
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More like maroons running off into the swamps to escape slavery.
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Is that from a Trump rally?
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I like inviting them to Ragnorack and asking them which of Thor’s goats they want to eat first. Oddly they don’t usually come back.
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snrk
SNRK!
BAHAHAHAhahahahehehehe…koff…wheeeeeze…
Missionaries are a good resource.
(yum)
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Talk about not taking a hint. I think this gentleman was perhaps suffering from a more severe problem than perceived cultural superiority. I have fairly recently listened to a podcast about this tribe, he didn’t, I guess. They are not friendly to visitors.
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