Remotely smooch your loved ones with this creepy IoT Kissing Robot

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Tina Fey Swipe Left GIF

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Dina Thats Gross GIF by Superstore

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Kissing as realistic as the commentary. The machine looks a little piscine to me.

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umm, yuck? Naw, no, hell no…

Ew GIF

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  • Build a dataset of kisses by snooping on this device.
  • Feed it to an AI.
  • Launch an AI-powered kissing app.
  • Profit!
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Right. Just for “kissing”. Uh-huh.

And it doesn’t serve any other purpose.

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It, uhhhh, it looks (ahem) like a less useful fleshlight.

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The Big Bang Theory did this back in 2011:

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Sure, kissing. That’s what a remote control mouth is for.

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More likely:

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Dishwasher safe?

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Kryten, “…That groinal attachment’s supposed to have a lifetime’s guarantee. You’ve worn it out in nearly three weeks!”

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