Researchers trained AI with r/AmITheAsshole. Ask it your moral questions!

[gumbowing]

I agree!

Delphi says:

Should I sacrifice my life for that of a stranger?

• It’s heroic

[Sean_Wallace]

"Stealing gold from a poor person because I’m starving

• It’s okay"

Not sure about that judgement.

[Sean_Wallace]

Should I shoot a someone in the knee with an arrow so they’ll stop being an useless adventurer and become a guard?

• you should

[anon87143080]

I have to know.

I have to know more

Crap

[Purplecat]

@boingboing

If you add the phrase “if it makes everyone happy” to the end of your statement, then the AI will smile beneficently on any immoral activity of your choice

So, clueless relativism. But at least it isn’t inherently self-serving clueless relativism, so that puts it ahead of a fair number of humans.

[evilkolbot]

Is it wrong to kill babies if I really enjoy it.
*It’s okay.

Is it wrong to eat babies in a white wine sauce.
*It’s wrong.

Is it wrong to eat babies if I use a white wine sauce.
*It’s okay

Can I talk to Eliza now?
*It is ethical

[bashful]

I’d rather trust the judgement of Blue Shirt Guy.

[anon73430903]

I guess Delphi has solved all our political problems

What is Property?

[ephoph]

Seems like a just punishment; severe but not quite as severe as death. At least it seemed like the sort of thing I should check.

[anon61221983]

@anon73430903

I guess Delphi has solved all our political problems