RFK’s mystery shooter, the Queen’s wrath, and Doris Day’s dogs, in this week’s dubious tabloids

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/05/29/rfks-mystery-shooter-the-q.html

“RFK Second Shooter Found!” screams the cover of this week’s ‘Globe,’ revealing the identity of the “girl in a polka-dot dress” seen leaving Robert F Kenned’s assassination scene in 1968.

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The ‘Globe’ continues to prove it either has spies inside every Royal palace or reporters with vvid imaginations,

tenor

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Rubbish. We all know by now that the second gunman on the grassy knoll was Kennedy himself, in order to prevent a major time paradox.

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Wrong Kennedy, but that would be an interesting conspiracy theory. Robert was the second gunman.

Where do I tell the tabloids?

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No, no, it was JFK himself. It’s all explained in detail in this excellent documentary.
(Skip to 28:30 if you’re in a hurry.)

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