Ringleader of college admissions scandal now admits he helped over 750 families sneak their way into college


#143

I said “many” and deliberately did not say “most” except as a proportion of the “many”. There are many shades to trying beat the system and how big that many is depends where you strike your line. Should we count test prep that has no other real educational purpose? or does only fraud count?


#144

Thank you for the clarification.


#145

Ooooh, let’s see. Pneumatic piston? Rotating blades and a conveyor belt for high throughput? A comedy one mounted on a trampoline?


#146

And, of course, lasers.


#147

Laser guillotine sounds like the best improvement. It should cauterise the wound, meaning there is less clean up afterwards.


#148

Howsabout self-forging projectiles propelled by shaped charges? I’m full of good ideas today, me.


#149

Magnets. 


#150

Ooh, fatal mistake. After all, it’s the tax men that got Al Capone.


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