May I propose the following:
That “penii” be reserved exclusively in describing someone who has more than one penis.
Thank you.
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“Surely the plural is penisusses?”
In the dog-eat-dog world of penises… all bets are off.
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So I painted my penis for nothing?
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the painting might be done already, but whether or not that goes to waste is up to you!
Darn, i must be doing it wrong, all i ended up with was a sad gummy worm hiding in a wig.
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As a Polish speaker,* that’s cute.
*not so much anymore. Forgot most of it because the grammar’s so weird.
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No. I assume that painting it felt really good.
A flock of sheep
a herd of cows
a raft of kayaks
a school of fish
a parliament of owls
a kaleidoscope of butterflys
a _______ of penii
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panoply
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Umbrella?
Bell end?
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Everything I know about English grammar, I learned in French class.
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avalanche
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Cavalcade?
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erection? (as in ‘to build’)(and a double entendre)(and not to be confused with eruction)
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Since we’re dealing with a third-declension noun, the -culum diminutive is perfectly cromulent, but I do prefer “penicillus”.
Phallustrade.
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protuberance
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That could work.
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If life gives you ____, make a cockade.
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For some reason that reminds me of poetry by Captain Beefheart:
“Fast and bulbous; tight also.”
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Shirley that is the plural of ‘humorously shaped vegetables’.
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“Would you decline a tequila?”
“Atequila, atequila, atequilam, atequilae, atequilae, atequila.”
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