May I propose the following:
That "penii" be reserved exclusively in describing someone who has more than one penis.
"Surely the plural is penisusses?"
In the dog-eat-dog world of penises... all bets are off.
the painting might be done already, but whether or not that goes to waste is up to you!
Darn, i must be doing it wrong, all i ended up with was a sad gummy worm hiding in a wig.
As a Polish speaker,* that's cute.
*not so much anymore. Forgot most of it because the grammar's so weird.
No. I assume that painting it felt really good.
A flock of sheepa herd of cowsa raft of kayaksa school of fisha parliament of owlsa kaleidoscope of butterflysa _______ of penii
Umbrella? Bell end?
Everything I know about English grammar, I learned in French class.
erection? (as in 'to build')(and a double entendre)(and not to be confused with eruction)
Since we're dealing with a third-declension noun, the -culum diminutive is perfectly cromulent, but I do prefer "penicillus".
That could work.
If life gives you ____, make a cockade.
For some reason that reminds me of poetry by Captain Beefheart:“Fast and bulbous; tight also.”
Shirley that is the plural of 'humorously shaped vegetables'.
"Would you decline a tequila?""Atequila, atequila, atequilam, atequilae, atequilae, atequila."