He took 5 tests to get that photo op.
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Where are the nuclear wessels?
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I’d be more concerned with what might have been on the big q-tip when it went up my nose.
Vlad doesn’t believe in subtle poisons.
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How small can they get the listening/transmitting devices now?
(As small as those chips that go in the vaccines?) /s
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… and more welcome fallout:
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Da, the ruble is rubble.
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Was anyone else unreasonably frightened of quicksand as a child? I was terrified, and the risk of falling into some is, uh, non-existent in Ontario, where I grew up.
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I believe the judge (after he was arrested), shook his finger at the offender, made tsk, tsk noises and then released him.
Dockworkers of the world, unite!
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The Kyiv Independent reports that Ukraine said they want Crimea back.
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YES. I was just thinking about how it seemed like 50s-70s media presented quicksand as a threat that was EVERYWHERE. Then the meme just evaporated sometime in the 80s. Interesting.
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And I can’t see any way for him to gracefully pull back and save face at this point. And that’s if he can still be reasoned with.
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And giant, Shelob sized spiders.
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Throwing Trump under the bus with whatever he (Putin) has on him?
ETA: Not so much that it would save Putin, but give him time to yell “Hey lookit over there!” then throw down a smoke grenade, whirl his cape round himself and disappear.
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A reasonable demand. However, they probably won’t get it back in a negotiating session like that since it’s been a fait accompli reluctantly accepted by the international community for years. However, a guarantee of free passage of Ukrainian warships between the Sea of Azov and the Black Sea might be a possibility.
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Well, Zelenskyy said that he didn’t think they’d be negotiating in good faith, so he must have figured they might as well put it on the table.
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They should offer the crews were a 30% finders fee to confiscate them. I’m sure they have enough lifeboats for the billionaires.
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A bounty, as it were.
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