Santa’s tomb possibly found, Christmas ruined


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/10/04/santas-tomb-possibly-found.html


Here lies Santa Claus
#2

Is this an example of Christmas creep?


#3

That must be where the G.I. Joe aircraft carrier that I wanted as a kid but never got is!


#4

Krampus: “There can only be one!”


#5

I would have sacrificed my sister for this.


#6

Typo

"…real work starta now,”

Unless this was said by Mario


#7

That’s just his mortal form. Like Hercules - the fire burned away the mortal part of him, leaving only the god Santa Claus.


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#10

Evilsanta


#11

Looks like he lost the war on Christmas.


#12

No worries, sociopathically aggressive commercialization and Christmas displays in September ruined Christmas decades ago.


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#14

I thought Santa’s Tomb was an 11-level dungeon published by TSR back in the good old days. The undead elfkind in the lower levels… [shudder] And those animated toys!


#15

Wasn’t Santa Claus that dude in the Bible who rose from the dead on the 12th day of Christmas?


#16

I sure hope that instead of a Gelatinous Cube it was replaced with a Cube of Fruit Cake

Edit: seems like Wizards of the Coast is ahead of me. Seems more like a Golem, tis labeled an elemental in the wallpaper…close enough.


#17

I guess I’ll double down.

Hogfather_hirez_003


#18

Santa’s immortal, you fools.

Santa

(From Saturnalia, a lovely Chick Tract parody from back in the day.)


#19

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#20

Creepy Christmas creep.