Santa’s tomb possibly found, Christmas ruined

[boingboing]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/10/04/santas-tomb-possibly-found.html

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[anon61221983]

Is this an example of Christmas creep?

[SenorSchaffer]

That must be where the G.I. Joe aircraft carrier that I wanted as a kid but never got is!

[anon48584343]

Krampus: “There can only be one!”

[anon61833566]

I would have sacrificed my sister for this.

[Grey_Devil]

Typo

"…real work starta now,”

Unless this was said by Mario

[KathyPartdeux]

That’s just his mortal form. Like Hercules - the fire burned away the mortal part of him, leaving only the god Santa Claus.

[Grey_Devil]

[KathyPartdeux]

[Grey_Devil]

[anon75430791]

Looks like he lost the war on Christmas.

[oldtaku]

No worries, sociopathically aggressive commercialization and Christmas displays in September ruined Christmas decades ago.

[One_Brown_Mouse]

@anon61221983

Christmas creep?

[Boundegar]

I thought Santa’s Tomb was an 11-level dungeon published by TSR back in the good old days. The undead elfkind in the lower levels… [shudder] And those animated toys!

[generic_name]

Wasn’t Santa Claus that dude in the Bible who rose from the dead on the 12th day of Christmas?

[Grey_Devil]

I sure hope that instead of a Gelatinous Cube it was replaced with a Cube of Fruit Cake

Edit: seems like Wizards of the Coast is ahead of me. Seems more like a Golem, tis labeled an elemental in the wallpaper…close enough.

[KathyPartdeux]

I guess I’ll double down.

[Lexicat]

Santa’s immortal, you fools.

(From Saturnalia, a lovely Chick Tract parody from back in the day.)

[Mister_Eppy]

[GulliverFoyle]

@anon61221983

Is this an example of Christmas creep?

Creepy Christmas creep.