Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/05/save-over-65-on-these-durable.html
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The SHOP hungers… not just for your wallet, but for your soul.
Come inside. The damasukasu knives can be yours… for a price.
that cheap set of kitchenware that you bought for the college dorm is not going to cut it anymore
- “It’s a poor craftsman that blames his tools.”
- Yay consumerism!
We are all the Boing Boing shop now.
We only speak in ad copy.
We live only for twisty blunts.
We await the coding class bundle that will bring our Ascension.
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BB’s been leaning really hard on the infomercial schtick lately. I’m kinda close to taking it out of my feedly. 
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