Scary phrases magnetic poetry set

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After…

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From…

The Marxists Supporting feminismintolerable
They say they’re out to promote “free expression” but they’re not

Political feminists regulate the freedom to speak verbalize misogyny and racismIt is one’s right to speak anti-woman anti-race anti-sexuality anti-gender

Is it repugnant? It could be.
It doesn’t have to be.

But the Marxist Left attacking expressiondemandingtheir own specific privilege

Whenever I attack the attackersin their hypocrisyIt gets worse.

Profiteer As if that’s a bad thing. for me to profit from my actions.

“news” riddled with advertisements It’s fine for their side to profit

but it isn’t fair they go silent

make a profit my profit comes from my work.I work, I get paid.

practically the entireForums and blogsmaking a profit for their leaders.don’t get paid a cent.They’re not earning minimum wage

Here’s the thing:avoid supporting
Marxism ads
CopyLeft
Creative Commons
Open Source community
freedom fighting rebels

Here’s the thing:be siding withugly positionpower seekers

freedom for our kind

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With all the awesome stuff in here, I can’t believe you guys missed these:

crusade
jihad
occupy
occutard
tea party
teabagger
freeper
librul
neo-
paleo-
ism
s (need LOTS of these, and eliminate all plural forms)
es
tarian
tard
hate
love
destroy
reinforce

You gotta be able to say “occutard crusades reinforce global neomarxism”, eh? And “Paleo-conservative reactionary jihads destroy family values”, etc. etc. etc…

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You could use this, too.

http://clotureclub.com/tea-party-insult-generator/

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Oh, that totally rocks. I just hit it about twelve times. Thanks!

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unpublished Gor books
best parodies of Norman’s writing
amusing Goreans

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the sad thing is I could see this being an unironic post on one of the especially-racist parts of reddit.

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Can’t believe I’m the first to put these here but

#gamergate
#notallmen


although #[anything]gate and #notall[anything] also applies.

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I think I started this thread before both of these, so that’s probably why… (at least I know for sure before gamergate…).

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not all cops

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Resource: http://boingboing.net/2015/01/12/30-shockingly-amazing-linkbait.html

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Support me on Patreon</kbd.

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Oh, this Krebs article (thanks for the link, Cowicide, Humbabella) is like the hall of fame for bb topics.

I feel the HuffingBoing Bot could have written it.

  • Lizard Squad

  • Hackers

  • Sony

  • Microsoft

  • Finland

  • Security

  • casual racism

  • terrorism

  • Islamophobia

  • assault rifles

  • Sandy Hook

  • denial-of-service

  • plain-text user database

  • swatting

  • Southport

  • Liverpool

  • antisocial boys

  • FBI

  • ISIS

  • the Daily Mail

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I should have started coding this up months ago.

Too many options going on.

But, start small…

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Wow, hadn’t seen this thread before. I think the only thing it’s missing is:

False flag

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Good catch! Definitely need that. Three more!

dog whistle
mud people
black ops

…granted all of these could be separated into two separate magnets and perhaps should be…

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I love it! But for that eldrich, lurching, xenophobic flavor, nothing IMO beats a full list of Lovecraftian adjectives. They are like literary MSG for bringing out the “batshit crazy” in writing.

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Nothing like a tall glass of ichor to start one’s day. Plus a bowlful of morbidities. What with the terrors, and the abnormalities, and the abysses, and the catacombs, and the rites, and the stenches, even his nouns were noisome and blasphemous.

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Not to mention mephitic. Oops, I mentioned it.

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