Shave the corpse


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/07/12/shave-the-corpse.html


#2

As our friends at Weird Universe noted, Shave the Corpse would make a terrific band name.

Yes. Yes it would.


#3

I’m humming to the tune of https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Il84l6zg5o


#4

By all accounts, corpse preparation is one of those things you really don’t want to know much about.


#5

I prefer the name Shaved Corpse for a band.

Of course none of the band members would be shaved. Because irony.


#6

I’m hoping the bass player would at least be a corpse.


#7

It’s not a great band name.
But it’s an excelent album title.


#8

It certainly should be the next British Eurovision entry.

We’ve tried cheese, we’ve tried Andrew Lloyd Webber, we’ve tried boy bands - let’s see if unmitigated bad taste secures us the glorious crystal dildo trophy.


#9

But how will does it work on the living?


#10

I think I like

Save the Corpse
Have the Corpse
Half the Corpse
Halfling Corpse
Shave the halfling corpse
Pave the Corpse
Knave of Corpse

better


#11

Casket and …Sunnyside?


#12

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