Six lateral thinking puzzles

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I hope this helps.

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood."


Here’s a puzzler: “woodchuck” is another name for “groundhog,” yet no one ever asks whether the woodchuck saw his shadow or how much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground.


I’m chucking wood right now.


This might be addressed in the 1883 report by the New Hampshire Legislative Woodchuck Committee, but I’ve been unable to find the full text yet.


“How can I access this content without having to sit and listen patiently for half an hour?”


As soon as there are synonyms for “would” and “could” that are also homonyms for or rhyme with “ground”, we’ll start to see that puzzler.

“How much ground yound a groundhog hog, if a groundhog zound hog ground?”

How far down must the groundhog be ground before the groundhog rises up and casts off the shackles of its oppressors?

I feel like I got a little bit off the rhyming scheme in the second half?

Also, I apparently need a mental palate cleanser between 45 threads and creative writing attempts.


Just make sure you cover your tracks


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