All I can think of while listening to this is Benny Hill strolling around while a policeman, several women, a short little bald guy, and a gorilla all amble along behind him at a respectful distance, languidly waving their arms as though trying to get his attention.
Please note: following the described algorithm will cause your Slow Jam to lose its ātemper,ā but that wonāt make it any less entertaining 
Just a note that itās Tim Carmodyās post, heās currently subbing for Jason Kottke.
Slowed down itās just as horrible as the original, only longer. Isnāt there some kind of filter that would turn it into a majestic french horn?
It would still be all yakkity.
I dunno. Apply a reverse of that minor-to-major voodoo from a while back, and you could end up with Forlornity Horn.
Well, in theory,yes, via the āmagicā of MIDI. Dump the audio into a midi file and then reassign that track to āFrench Horn.ā
itās not quite as technical, but I made a similar post a while back: http://dankrealtalk.blogspot.com/2012/06/how-to-dank.html
the āfruitsā of my research on the matter can be found on that website, or āremasteredā at http://danked.bandcamp.com/
If making your own, I wouldnāt worry too much about the end result being in concert pitch. The Beatles didnāt bother, and few people notice.
āStrawberry Fields Foreverā is somewhere between two keys, being comprised of two takes edited together, which had original been recorded at different speeds and in different key, but just so happened to match up when they were both varispeeded to a middle point between the two.
āSheās Leaving Homeā was sped up a bit on the mono mix, but not according to any formula. They just wanted their voices to sound a bit younger.
I implore you to listen to Captain and Tennilleās āDo That To Me One More Timeā slowed to the equivalent of 45rpm to 33 1/3rpm.
Cept it doenst work quite like that short of some actual āmagicā.
Of course SoundCloud embeds here with a plain link like many other links, so we can experience this wondrous @beschizza creation as we read the same BBS arguments over and over and overā¦ and overā¦
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