Someone decapitated an 800-year-old mummy and ran off with its head

I hear Mummy Head Soup is a thing.

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It was some artists who had finally ran out of mummy brown.

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All things considered, if you simply must take a piece of a mummy, it makes sense to take the head. It would be weird if they took a foot. Or a pelvis.

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Or maybe…

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If you look closely, they turn up in Max Headroom, Pratchett, Gaiman, Gibson…

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Maybe they’re gardeners.

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They’re also thought to have inspired Bram Stocker’s Dracula!

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I avoided saying the hand because it undermined my point, and it amused me to think of a movie called “The Mummy’s Pelvis”

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They did made a Mummy movie about Elvis, at least.

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