Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/06/20/an-elegant-weapon.html
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Reboing!
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It is still god awful, just like the first time.
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At least the first post didn’t make a howler of a category error.
Star Wars stuff… to furnish your Tardis with? Really?
If those streams crossed we might end up with total protonic reversal.
Oh, damn, that’s three streams now.
Did I just reverse the polarity?
(There’s this, of course:)
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I thought the “Tardis” would bring you (as it usually does).
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New keyboard please. 
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Throw in some Star Trek, and add your own transporter!
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Already got some, thanks.
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If I wanted furniture inspired by Star Wars I’d want some chairs that look like they were built for the millenium falcon or a star destroyer or the cantina or bespin or something. Not a wicker tie fighter.
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Well, it sure beats using a stairlift if you’re elderly and infirm. Of course, then you’re going to have to factor in some of the plot elements of The Fly.
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Nanu nanu… Trekkies… Tardis… Wookies…
What kind of fresh seventh ring of hell is this!!!???
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Comicon…?
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The value of SW-themed furniture plummets dramatically the first time your friends drop over one night for a Star Wars Battlefront game marathon and spill their 40 oz. Slurpees over all your shit and their squirming, excitement-driven fat butts permanently impregnate all seating surface with string cheese and Pringles. And that’s the best case scenario.
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