Three surgeons are on the golf course, bragging to one another.
“A few years ago”, says the first, “I had a patient who lost a leg in a car accident. I sewed it back on, and he just ran the Boston marathon.”
“Yeah?” says the second surgeon, “I once had a patient that lost all ten fingers to a lawnmower. I sewed them back on, and he’s now a concert pianist.”
The third surgeon says “That’s nothing- I once saw a cowboy drunk as a skunk, high on cocaine, ride his horse headlong into a train. There was nothing left but a cowboy hat and the horse’s ass. I sewed them together, and he became president of the United States.”
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they’re having a laugh.
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Darn Sexy Flanders!
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“The winds of Uranus can blow clouds up to 560 miles per hour”
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Lot of ‘Regulars’ in this thread, eh?
I see what you did here, @japhroaig
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In space, nobody can smell your fart
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Are these butts strategic, or more tactical?
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Is Danny Devito actually that tan? No… must be spray tan, right? Right??? He does have a nice ass though.
Edit: I just realized that I recognized Danny Devito by his butt, a butt I have never seen before. Erm.
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It’s because his butt has been coming to you in your dreams for years. It does that to the chosen few.
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A sign I used to pass once in a while:
nope. That’s what it’s called.
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I do have this wonderful book in my collection.
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